Tired of pretending you’re invested in every moment of cruise flight? Slip into the “Autopilot. Because I Care.” tee — perfect for pilots who’ve mastered the art of disengaging emotionally while remaining technically compliant. Whether you’re checked out at FL410 or checked into the hotel bar, this shirt says, “I’m here… just not here here.” Ideal for long hauls, short hops, and awkward sit-time conversations with management. Let the shirt do the talking — you’ve got enough CRM in your life already.
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
