Whether you were vectoring departures, stuck in an endless hold, or just trying to taxi to 22R without getting T-boned by a rogue CRJ, this shirt tells the world you lived to tell the tale. “I Survived The Newark Meltdown 2025” isn’t just a T-shirt—it’s a badge of honor for anyone who’s stared into the abyss of simultaneous runway closures, gate swaps, and flight attendants demanding answers. Featuring a frazzled controller and a dead-eyed pilot, this design captures the spirit of Newark on its worst day—which, let’s be honest, is just called “Tuesday.”
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
